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By Craig Ferguson

In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson can provide a relocating and achingly humorous memoir of residing the yankee dream as he trips from the suggest streets of Glasgow, Scotland, to the comedic promised land of Hollywood. alongside the best way he stumbles via numerous makes an attempt to make his mark—as a punk rock musician, a development employee, a bouncer, and, tragically, a latest dancer.

To numb the soreness of failure, Ferguson stumbled on convenience in medicines and alcohol, addictions that at last resulted in an aborted suicide try. (He forgot to do it while somebody provided him a tumbler of sherry.) yet his tale has a contented finishing: in 1993, the washed-up Ferguson washed up within the usa. ultimately sober, Ferguson landed a leap forward half at the hit sitcom The Drew Carey Show, a hit that at last resulted in his function because the host of CBS's The past due overdue Show. through some distance Ferguson's maximum triumph was once his selection to develop into a U.S. citizen, a milestone he accomplished in early 2008, previous to his command functionality for the president on the White condominium Correspondents' organization Dinner. In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson talks a crimson, white, and blue streak approximately every little thing our Founding Fathers feared.

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I went bowling for the first time, feeling like a local in my rented two-tone shoes and sucking on my giant fizzy soda. I ate hamburgers and hot dogs and french fries. I went to a McDonald's for the first time, this was of course before Micky D's march to global domination. It was certainly before there was one in Glasgow. My dad took me to New York City. that was love at first sight. I loved it then and I love it still. Even now, overloaded with sanitized bullshit Trump glass towers and condo-yuppie pseudoculture, it is still a complete mindfuck.

And it seemed a lot more attractive to me than home. Karen and Leslie took me to their junior high school for a day, where one of their teachers put on a peculiar version of show-and-tell in my honor. To my crimson-faced, buttocks-clenching embarrassment, I was the showand-tell. I will forever remember the teacher as a merry buffoon named Glenn. It almost certainly was not his name, although in all other aspects he was most assuredly a Glenn, jocky and stupid. He brought me out to the front of the class and told all the kids that I was from "Scotchland," where golf had been invented.

My first ride in a station wagon. Wood-effect panels, leather seats, automatic transmission-an upholstered land-boat a child could drive. I loved the term itself: station wagon. It sounded so American, like the Wild West, as if it had something to do with the railroads and avoiding hostile Indians. Thankfully we made the voyage across the borough of Queens unmolested by the local tribesmen. James and Susan's family was almost exactly like my own. Of their four kids, Stephen and Lesley were about the same age as my older brother and sister, Karen was a few months older than me, and young James (Jamie) was born a year before my wee sister, Lynn.

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